ACTS 2:38.  The Intruder

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening 
of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She 
caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables 
and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the 
name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) 

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the 
police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed 
the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just 
stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you?" 

"Scripture?", replied the burglar. "She said she had an axe and 
two 38's!"