Andy's Answering Machine

Hello. This is Andy's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is take his messages. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your address and message after the beep. Here comes the beep. God, how I hate that beep; it's so cheery sounding.

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